There’s a crick in my neck
A leg jammed in my knee
I can’t feel my toes
And I really need to pee.
There’s hair in my face
And a snore in my ear
My arm fell asleep.
And a sneeze draws near.
My nose needs a scratch
And my leg needs a shake
If I could only stretch my back
And give my poor neck a break
But there’s breath on my chest
And a heart beating soft
A hand holding mine
There’s no way I can cough
If I move she might feel it
And wake from her doze
So uncomfortable’s fine
As long as she never knows.